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Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.
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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
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Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.
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Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.
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The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.
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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.
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Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
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Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.
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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.
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