Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.