Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

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Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

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The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

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Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.