Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.