Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

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#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#772

Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.