Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

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#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.