Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

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#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.