Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

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Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

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The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

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If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.