Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

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#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"