Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.