Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

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#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.