Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

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#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.