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Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.
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Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.
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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.
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Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.
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Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.
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Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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