Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

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#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.