Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

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#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.