Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.