Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

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#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

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Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.