Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.