Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

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The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

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Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

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When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

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Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

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Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

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How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.