Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

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#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.