Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.