Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

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#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.