Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

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#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.