Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

299 308

More Chuck Norris facts

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.