Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

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With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

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The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

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Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.