Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

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No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

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Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

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If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

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The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

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Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

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Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.