Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

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#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.