Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

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#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.