CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

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#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.