CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time. 272 340 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 44% approval (612 votes)
If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.
The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.