CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time. 272 340 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 44% approval (612 votes)
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.
When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.