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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
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Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.
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Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.
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Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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