CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time. 274 340 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 45% approval (614 votes)
According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.
The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.
When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.