CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time. 274 340 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 45% approval (614 votes)
The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.
The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.
If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.