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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.
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Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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