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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
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Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).
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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.
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Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.
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Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.
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Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.
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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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