CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).