CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.