CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

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#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.