Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

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#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.