Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.