Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

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#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.