Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

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Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

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Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

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Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

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Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

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Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.