Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

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#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

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When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

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Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

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MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.