Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

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#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.