Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

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#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

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Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.