Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

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The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

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Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

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One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

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Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.