Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

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#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.