Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

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According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.