Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

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#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.