Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

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Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.