Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint. 362 332 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 52% approval (694 votes)
The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.
'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.
Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.
As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.