Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

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#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.