Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

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#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.