Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

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#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.