Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

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#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.