Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

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#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.