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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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Chuck Norris can swim on land.
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The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.
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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.
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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
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Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.
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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
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