Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

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#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.