Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

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#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.