Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.