Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

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#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.