Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

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#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.