Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.