Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.