Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

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#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.