Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses. 331 287 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (618 votes)
The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.
4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.