Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.