Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses. 331 287 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (618 votes)
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().
Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.