Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses. 331 287 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (618 votes)
4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.
Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.
'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.
Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().