Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

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#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.