Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.