Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

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#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.