Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.