Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses. 333 286 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (619 votes)
A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.