Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

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#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.