Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.