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Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.
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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.
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Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.
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Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.
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There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
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Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.
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The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.
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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.
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