Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

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#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.