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Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.
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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.
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When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.
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Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.
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The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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