Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

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#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.