Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.