Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses. 331 287 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (618 votes)
Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.