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Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.