The French talk to Chuck Norris in English. 369 312 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (681 votes)
Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.