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The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

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The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.