The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.