The French talk to Chuck Norris in English. 372 312 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (684 votes)
Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.