The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

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#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

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No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

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Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.