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Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.
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When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
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Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.
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Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.
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