The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

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#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.