The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

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Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

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Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

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Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.