The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

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Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

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Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.