The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

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#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.