The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.