The French talk to Chuck Norris in English. 373 311 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 55% approval (684 votes)
Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.
The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.