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One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
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Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.
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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.
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Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.
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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.
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Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.
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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.
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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.
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