The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.