The French talk to Chuck Norris in English. 372 312 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (684 votes)
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.