The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

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#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.