The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

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#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.