The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

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Chuck Norris can swim on land.

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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

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Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

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Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

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Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.