The French talk to Chuck Norris in English. 372 312 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (684 votes)
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.