The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

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#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.