The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.