Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

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When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

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While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.