Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

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Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

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Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

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Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.