Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.