Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

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All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

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There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.