Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.