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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.
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Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().
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Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.
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The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.
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