Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.