Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.