Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.