Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.