Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

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Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

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Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

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Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.