Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.