Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.