Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.