Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.