Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

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#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

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Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.