Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.