The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

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Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

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What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

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Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

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One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

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When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.