The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.