The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.