The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

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Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.