The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.