The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.