The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.