The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.