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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.
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Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.
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Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.
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Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().
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Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.
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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.
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Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.
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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
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Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.
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