The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.