The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.