The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

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Chuck Norris can break water in half.

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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

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Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.