The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

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The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.