The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

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Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.