Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.