Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.