Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.