Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.