Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.