Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.