Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.