Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.