Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.