Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.