Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

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#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.