Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.