Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way. 317 301 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 51% approval (618 votes)
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.
Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".
Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.