Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.