Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.