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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can break water in half.
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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.
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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.
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Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.
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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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