Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way. 317 301 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 51% approval (618 votes)
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".
Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.