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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.
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In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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