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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.
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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.
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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.
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Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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