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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?
If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.