Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

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#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.