Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

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#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.