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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.
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Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
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Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.
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Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.
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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
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