Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

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#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.