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Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
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Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
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A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.
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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.
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Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.
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Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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