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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.