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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
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Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.
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If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.
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There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.
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Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.
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