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Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.
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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.
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