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#283
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.
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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.
#636
Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.
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Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.
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Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.
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Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
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Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.
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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.
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