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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.