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#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.