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No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
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Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.
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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.
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Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.
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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.
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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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