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When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"
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Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
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Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.
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The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.
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