Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

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Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

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Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

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Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.