One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.