One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

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#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.