One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.