One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

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#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.