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One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
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Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.
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How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.
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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
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The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.
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Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.
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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
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