One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"