One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.