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One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.
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Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.
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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.
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The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.
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Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.
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Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.
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