One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.