One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors. 268 283 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 49% approval (551 votes)
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.