One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.