One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.