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One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
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Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.
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Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.
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Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
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Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.
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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
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