Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

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#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.