Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

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#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.