Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

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#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.