Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

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#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.