Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

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#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

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Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.