Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

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#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.