Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

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Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.