Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

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Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

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Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

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Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

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Chuck Norris voids warranties.

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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.