Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

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No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

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Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

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One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

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Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

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Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.