Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

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It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

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Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

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In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

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A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.