Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

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One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

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The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

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Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.