Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

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#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

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When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

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Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

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Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".