Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

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#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.