There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.