There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.