There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris. 318 360 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (678 votes)
Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.