There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

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Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.