There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.