There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"