There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

312 360

More Chuck Norris facts

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.