There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris. 315 360 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (675 votes)
Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.