There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.