There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

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#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.