There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris. 318 360 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (678 votes)
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.
Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.