Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.