There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

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#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.