There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.