There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.