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There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

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There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.