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There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
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July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
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Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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