There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

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#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.