There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.