There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris. 318 360 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (678 votes)
In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.