Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

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It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.