There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close. 317 322 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (639 votes)
It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.