There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.