There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.