Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

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When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.