There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.