There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#772

Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.