There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close. 317 322 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (639 votes)
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.