There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close. 318 321 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (639 votes)
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.