There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.