There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.