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There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.
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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
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Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.
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Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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