There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.