There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.