There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.