There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.