There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.