There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.