There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.