There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close. 317 321 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (638 votes)
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.