There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.