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Roundhouse your way through
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There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.
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Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
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Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.
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Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.
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Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.
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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.
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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.
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