In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

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#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.