In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

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#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.