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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
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The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.
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