In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.