In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

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#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

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Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

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Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.