In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

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#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.