In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".