In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

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#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.