In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.