In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

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#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.