In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

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#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.