In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.