In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

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#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.