In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

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How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

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In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

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There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.