In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

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#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.