In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.