In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

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#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.