In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.