To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.