To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.