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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
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That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.
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Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.
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There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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