To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.