To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

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#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.