To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

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#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.