To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.