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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
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There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.
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There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.
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Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
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