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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.
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Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.
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Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.
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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
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