To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

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#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.