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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.
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Chuck Norris voids warranties.
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The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.
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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.
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