To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

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#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.