To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

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#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.