To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.