To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

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#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.