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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
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Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.
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A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
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How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.
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Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.
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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.
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