To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

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#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.