Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

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Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.