Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.