Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.