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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.
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Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"
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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".
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What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
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