Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.