Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

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#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.