Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.