Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

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#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.