Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

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#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.