Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.