Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.