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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.
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Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
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Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
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Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
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