Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

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#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.