Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

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Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

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Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

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When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

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According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.