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Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.
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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
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Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.
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Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.
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The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.
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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.
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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.
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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.
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Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
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