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Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.
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MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.
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Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.
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