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Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.
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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.
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Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris remembers the future.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
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Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!
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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.
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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.
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