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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.
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The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.
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Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.
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Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.
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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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