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Roundhouse your way through
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Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.
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Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.
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A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
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