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Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.
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Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.
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Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
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Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.
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The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.
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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".
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Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.
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