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Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.
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No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
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Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.
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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.
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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
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That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.
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When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
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They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.
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We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.
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Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.
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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
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