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Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.
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For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).
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Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".
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As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.
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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Chuck Norris can swim on land.
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