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Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.
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Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".
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Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".
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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
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Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.
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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
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When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
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Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.
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Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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