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Roundhouse your way through
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Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
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MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.
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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.
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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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