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Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.
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Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.
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Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
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There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.
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