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Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
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Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.
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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.
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Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.
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Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.
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