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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.
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In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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