Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris" 331 291 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 53% approval (622 votes)
Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.
How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.