Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris" 330 292 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 53% approval (622 votes)
Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.