Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

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#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.