Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

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More Chuck Norris facts

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.