Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

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More Chuck Norris facts

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.