Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

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#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.