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Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

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The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.