Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

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#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.