Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

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More Chuck Norris facts

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.