Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

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The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

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Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

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Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

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With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

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The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

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When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.