Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

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#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.