Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

330 292

More Chuck Norris facts

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.