Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

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#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

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Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

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Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.