Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

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More Chuck Norris facts

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.