Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

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Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

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Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

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Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

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As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

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They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.