Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).