Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.