Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.