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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.
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Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.
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The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!
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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.
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Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.
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