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Roundhouse your way through
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.
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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.
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Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.
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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.
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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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