Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

331 280

More Chuck Norris facts

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.