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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
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The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.
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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.
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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.
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It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.
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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
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If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.
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After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.
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