Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move. 332 282 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (614 votes)
Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.
A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.
Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.