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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
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Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.
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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
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Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.
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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
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Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
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Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.
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