Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

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#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

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Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.