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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.
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Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.
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Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.
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Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.
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Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.
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The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.
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The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
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Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
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