Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

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#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"