Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.