Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

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Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

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Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.