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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
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Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.
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Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.
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Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
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Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.
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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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