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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.
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Chuck Norris can break water in half.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.
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Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.
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Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.
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