If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period. 267 316 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 46% approval (583 votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.
In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.