If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

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#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.