If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

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#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.