If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

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#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.