If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

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#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.