If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period. 267 316 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 46% approval (583 votes)
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.
It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.