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Roundhouse your way through
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If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
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In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.
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Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
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Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.
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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
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Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.
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