If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.