If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period. 267 316 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 46% approval (583 votes)
The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.