Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways. 313 269 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (582 votes)
Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.