Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.