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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).
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Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.
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Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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