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If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.
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When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.
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Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.
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Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
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Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.
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Chuck Norris can taste lies.
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
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When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
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Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.
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