Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.