Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.