Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways. 314 268 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (582 votes)
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.
Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".
The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.