Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

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#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#774

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.