Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.