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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"
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Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.
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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.
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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.
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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
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