Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.