Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

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#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.