Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.