Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.