It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.