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Roundhouse your way through
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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
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A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
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Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.
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Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.
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