It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.