It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"