It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

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Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

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Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

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If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

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The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

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Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.