It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.