It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

348 320

More Chuck Norris facts

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.