It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.