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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.
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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.
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For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).
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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.
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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"
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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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