It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.