It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.