It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.