It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.