It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.