It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.