It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.