Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.