Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

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#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.