Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

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#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.