Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

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#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.