Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

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#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.