Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.