Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

322 265

More Chuck Norris facts

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.