Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

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#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#773

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.