Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

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#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.