Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

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#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.