Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.