Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.