Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

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#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.