Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

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#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.