Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.