Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.