Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.