Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

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#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.