Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

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#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.