Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

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#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.