Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

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#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.