Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

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#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.