Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.