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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
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Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.
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Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.
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Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.
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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.
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Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.
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