Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

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#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.