The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

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#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

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Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.