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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.
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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
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What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.
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Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.
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