The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

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#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

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Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.