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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.
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Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.
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Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.
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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.
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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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