The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

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Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

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Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.