The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.