The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

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Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.