The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

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#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.