The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

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#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.