The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

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When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

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Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

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Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

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There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.