The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.