The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

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Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

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Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

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Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

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There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

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Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

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Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.