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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
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They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.
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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.
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Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
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