The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

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#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.