The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

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Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

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Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.