The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

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#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can taste lies.

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How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

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Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

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Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

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Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

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Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.