Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.