Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.