Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.