Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.