Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

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#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.