Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

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#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.