Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

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#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.