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Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.
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Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.
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Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.
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Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.
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Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.
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Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.
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Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
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The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.
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Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.
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