Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#772

Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.