Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.