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Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.
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Chuck Norris can taste lies.
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Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.
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They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.
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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.
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