Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

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#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.