Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss. 280 275 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (555 votes)
An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.