Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

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#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.