Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

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#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.