Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#772

Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.