Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

280 274

More Chuck Norris facts

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.