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Roundhouse your way through
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Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.
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Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.
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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.
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