Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.