Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.