Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.