Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

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#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.