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Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.
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Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.
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Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.
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Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.
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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.
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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.
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