Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

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#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.