Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.