Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

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Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

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Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

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Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

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Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.