Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours. 279 263 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 51% approval (542 votes)
Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.