Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.