Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours. 279 263 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 51% approval (542 votes)
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.