Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.