Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.