Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.