Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

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#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.