Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

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In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.