Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

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#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.