Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.