Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.