Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

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#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.