Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

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#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.