Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.