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Roundhouse your way through
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Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.
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The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.
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A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.
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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
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