Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.