Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".