Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.