Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.