Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

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Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.