Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

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#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.