Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.