Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

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#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.