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Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.
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In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.
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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.
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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.
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Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
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Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.
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