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Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.
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Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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