Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

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#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.