Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.