Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.