Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

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#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.