Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

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Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

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TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

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Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

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Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

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Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

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