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Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.
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Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.
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Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.
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Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.
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Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.
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Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
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