Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

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#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.