Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

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#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.