Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.