Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.