Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#773

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.