Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#772

Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.