Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

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#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.