Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.