Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.