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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.
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Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.
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The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.
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Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.
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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
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Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.
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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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