Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.