Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.