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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?
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The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.
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Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.
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The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
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Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
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For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).
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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
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Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.
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