Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

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#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.