Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.