Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.