Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

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#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.