Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.