Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him. 324 275 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (599 votes)
They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.
In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.