Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

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#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.