Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

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#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.