Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

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#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.