Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

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#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.