Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

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#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".