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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.
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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.
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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.
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To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.
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When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
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Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.
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Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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