Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

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Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

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Chuck Norris understands women.

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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".