Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

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#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.