Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

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#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris