Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

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Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

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One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.