Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

331 302

More Chuck Norris facts

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.