Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

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#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

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Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.