Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

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#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.