Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

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#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.