Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

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Chuck Norris can access private methods.

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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

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When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

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The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.