Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

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#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.