Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

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#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.