Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

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#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.