Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

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#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.