Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

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#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.