Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

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#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.