Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

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Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

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Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

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Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

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Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

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Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

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When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.