Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

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#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.