Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

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#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.