Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

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#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.