Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

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#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.