Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

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If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

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Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.