Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

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#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.