Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.