Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter. 326 395 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 45% approval (721 votes)
How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.