Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

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#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.