Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.