Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

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#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.