Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

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#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.