Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.