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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.
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With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.
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Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.
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Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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Chuck Norris voids warranties.
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Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.
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