When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.