When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.