When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000. 312 272 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 53% approval (584 votes)
Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"
Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.