When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000. 313 271 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (584 votes)
After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"