When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.