When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

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The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.