When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.