When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.