When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.