When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.