When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.