When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.