When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.