When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.