There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.