There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

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#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.