There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.