There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

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#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.