There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.