There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.