There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up. 282 322 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (604 votes)
Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.
A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.