There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.