There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.