There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

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#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.