There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.