There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up. 282 322 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (604 votes)
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.