Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.