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Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.
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Chuck Norris understands women.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
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Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.
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Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.
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The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.
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Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
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Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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