Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

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#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.