Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

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#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.