Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).