Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

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#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.