Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

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#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

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If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

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Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

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Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.