Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

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#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.