Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

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#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.