Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

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#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.