Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

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#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.