Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

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#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.