Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

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#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.