Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

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#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.