Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

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#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.