Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

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#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris