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Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

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TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.