Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

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#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.