Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

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#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.