Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

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Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

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