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Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

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Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.