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Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.
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Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.
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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.
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Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.
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The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
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Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.
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Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.
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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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