Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

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#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"