Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

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#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.