Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

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#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.