Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.