Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

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#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.