Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

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#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.