Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

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#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.