Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

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#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.