Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

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#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.