Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.