Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle. 324 321 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (645 votes)
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.