In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

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Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

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For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

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Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

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Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.