In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

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Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

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Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

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The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.