In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.