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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
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Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.
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It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
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Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".
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Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.
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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
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Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.
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