In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.