In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

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Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

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Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

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Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

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Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.