In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

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#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

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Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

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All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.