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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
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Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
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Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.
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Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.
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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.
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