In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

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#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."