In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

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#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

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Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

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If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.