In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.