In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

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Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

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The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

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Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

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Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

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Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

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Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.