In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.