In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.