In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.