In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

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Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

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If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

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Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.