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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.
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Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.
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Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.
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Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.
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Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.
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Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.
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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.
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