In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.