In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

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TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

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Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

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Chuck Norris can swim on land.

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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.