In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.