In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.