In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

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Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

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Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

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70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

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Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.