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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.
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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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It's never a party without Chuck Norris.
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Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
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Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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