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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.
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Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.
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Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.
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An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.
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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.
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Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.
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Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.
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Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.
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