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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.
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Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.
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Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.
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When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"
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The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.
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According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.
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If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.
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Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.
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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.
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There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
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