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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.
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Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.
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When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.
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Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"
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In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
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The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.
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Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.
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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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