Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

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#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.