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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
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Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.
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A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
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