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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.
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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.
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One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.
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Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.
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Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.
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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
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How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.
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