Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets. 252 317 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 44% approval (569 votes)
Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.