Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

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#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.