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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.
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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.
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Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.
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Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
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