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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).
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Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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