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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.
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Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.
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The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.
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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.
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Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.
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In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.
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Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.
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Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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