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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.
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It's never a party without Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
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Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.
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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
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Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.
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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.
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Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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