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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.
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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
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