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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.
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Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.
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Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.
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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light
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Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.
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Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.
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