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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.
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Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.
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Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.
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Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.
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Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.
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