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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.
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Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.
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Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.
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No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.
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