Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.