Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.