Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.