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Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

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The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.