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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.
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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.
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When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.
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Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.
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Chuck Norris remembers the future.
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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.
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The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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