Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.