Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

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Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.