Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.