Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.