Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.