Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.