Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.