Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.