Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.