Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

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Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.