Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.