Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.