Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.