Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

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Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.