Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

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#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

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Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.