Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

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#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.