Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.