Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."