Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.