Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.