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Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
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Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.
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Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.
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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."
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