Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.