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Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.
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A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.
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Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.
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Chuck Norris voids warranties.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.
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Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
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