Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.