Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.