Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.