Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.