Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.