Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.