Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

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Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris