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Roundhouse your way through
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Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
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Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.
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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.
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A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
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Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".
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70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
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