Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.