Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.