Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.