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More Chuck Norris facts

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.