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#300
The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!
#570
A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.
#691
Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.
#659
Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.
#169
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
#82
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
#504
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
#323
Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.
#622
Chuck Norris can remember the future.
#311
Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
#255
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
#171
Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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