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More Chuck Norris facts

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.