The class object inherits from Chuck Norris 348 238 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 59% approval (586 votes)
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.