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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

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Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

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Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

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When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

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Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

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One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

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Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.