The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

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More Chuck Norris facts

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.