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#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.