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More Chuck Norris facts

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.