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More Chuck Norris facts

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.