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Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.