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Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.