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#363
Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.
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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.
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Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.
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Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.
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Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.
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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
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