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More Chuck Norris facts

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.