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More Chuck Norris facts

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.