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#41
Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.
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A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.
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Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"
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Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.
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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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