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More Chuck Norris facts

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.