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#641
Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
#72
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
#169
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
#727
Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.
#477
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
#506
Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
#59
Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
#223
Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.
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There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
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