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More Chuck Norris facts

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.