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More Chuck Norris facts

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.