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More Chuck Norris facts

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.