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#632
Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!
#425
There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
#710
When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.
#642
Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.
#263
Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
#300
The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!
#259
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
#25
When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
#570
A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.
#48
Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.
#345
Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.
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