Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

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#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.