Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.