Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

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One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

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Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

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Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

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Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

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'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

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Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

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Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.