Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.