Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

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4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

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Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

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According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.