Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.