Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

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Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

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Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

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When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

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Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

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Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

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Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.