Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

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Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

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Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

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Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

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According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

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Chuck Norris can taste lies.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

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A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

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Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.