Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

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If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

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Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

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Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

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Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.