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Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
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To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.
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Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
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Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.
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The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
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