Nothing but Chuck Norris facts!
Random Chuck Norris joke
Top 100 Chuck Norris jokes
Submit facts
Roundhouse your way through
684
unique Chuck Norris facts
Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
289
345
More Chuck Norris facts
#139
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
#36
The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.
#773
While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.
#680
Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.
#464
According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
#275
Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
#83
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
#412
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
#740
Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.
#633
Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.
#489
When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.
#59
Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.
Submit a Chuck Norris fact
Submit
Fact submitted