Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

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Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

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Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

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The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

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A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

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Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

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There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

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Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

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Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.