Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.