Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

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#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#773

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.