Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

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#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.