Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

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A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

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Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

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What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

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In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

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Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.