Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

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#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.