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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

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Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face. Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face. Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy". Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking. To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability. See Top 100

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