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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

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To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.