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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.
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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.
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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.
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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
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Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.
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