Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.