Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

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#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"