Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

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#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.