Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.