Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

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#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.