Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.