Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

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#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.