Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

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#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#773

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.