Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

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#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.