Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

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#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.