Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

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#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.