Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

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#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"