Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

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#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.