Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

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#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.