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Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
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If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?
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Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.
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As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
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