Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

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Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

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Chuck Norris can break water in half.

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Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

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Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

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When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.