Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement" 255 317 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 45% approval (572 votes)
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.