Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

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#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.