Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

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#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.