Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

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#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.