Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

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#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.