Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

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#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.