Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

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#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.