Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

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#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.