In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character. 310 312 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (622 votes)
How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.