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In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.
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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”
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When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.
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Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
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Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
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Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.
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