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In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.
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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.
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Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.
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Chuck Norris remembers the future.
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Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.
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Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.
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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.
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