In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.