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In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.
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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.
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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
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Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.
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The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.
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Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.
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Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.
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Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
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