In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.