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In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.
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Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light
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Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
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Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"
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Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
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