In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.