In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

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More Chuck Norris facts

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.