In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

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What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.