In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease" 374 336 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 53% approval (710 votes)
The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.