Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.