In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

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The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.