In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

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More Chuck Norris facts

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.