In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

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#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

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Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.