In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease" 373 337 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 53% approval (710 votes)
The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.
Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.