In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

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More Chuck Norris facts

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.