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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"
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Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light
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Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.
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When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.
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There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.
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Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
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