In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

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More Chuck Norris facts

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

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When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.