In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

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Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

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There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

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Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

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Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

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Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.