In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

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More Chuck Norris facts

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.