In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

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More Chuck Norris facts

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.