In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

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More Chuck Norris facts

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.