In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

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More Chuck Norris facts

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.