In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

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More Chuck Norris facts

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.