In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

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More Chuck Norris facts

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"