In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease" 371 337 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 52% approval (708 votes)
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.