Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

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#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.