Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

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Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

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Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

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Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

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It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

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If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.