Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

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#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.