Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

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#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.