Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

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#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.