Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.