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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.