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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.
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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.
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Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.
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When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".
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Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.
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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.
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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
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