Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

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#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

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The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

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Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

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Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.