Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

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#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.