Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

397 324

More Chuck Norris facts

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.