Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

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Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.