Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

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Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

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In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.