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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

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Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.