Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

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As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.