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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.
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Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.
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Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.
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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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