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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.
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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.
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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.
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In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.
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Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.
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Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.
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Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.
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Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.
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