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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

Chuck Norris understands women.

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.