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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.
If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.