Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

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Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

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Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

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Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

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Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.